You bad bitch!
Seeing you today,
you are a really bad bitch.
And you,
because you were surprised by me,
did you pee or something?
No.
My water broke.
Water broke?
What is that?
♫ The Savior has been born...
♫ The Savior
♫...has been born.
Hurry and buy a ticket for the plane.
Concentrate. We're in a meeting.
I know. You said that Season 2, we're going to Jordan.
Yeah, Jordan.
In Jordan, on the hot desert,
... X is riding a camel, and is leisurely walking along.
Clippity-clop, clippity-clop. Clippity-clop, clippity-clop.
Then he is going to find the gold.
And finding the gold, fantastic, amazing hammer...
and goes on an adventure!
Gold, fantastic...
Gold, fantastic, amazing hammer!
That is going to be the objective for this season as well as the MacGuffin.
McMuffin?
MacGuffin , MacGuffin!
Don't you eat that for breakfast?
When did Ho Goo say he was coming?
I don't know. He isn't answering the phone since a while ago.
He's not at the store or at home. Where would he have gone?
He's probably sleeping at the sauna. Where would he have to go on a day like today?
Hello?
Yes, Lead Manager, Merry Christmas!
What's the reason for the call?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
What?
Mister, is this the best you can do?
Is this the fastest speed you can go?
Student, just stay still. Have you tried doing this?
My hands are sweating as is.
Mister, it's a red light!!
Do Hee, are you all right? If it's difficult, you can scream.
Ho Goo, take the book out of my bag.
Book. Book. Book.
Oh, the book. Why, why, why, why?
Does it hurt? Does it hurt badly?
I think the baby is going to come out.
Do Hee? Are you having the baby? Here?
She's crazy. She's crazy! She must be having the baby here, student!
Do Hee, are you having the baby here? Now?
I'll...I'll catch it. -No, student, catch it here.
Just stay still!
Hey, hey! Turn to page 32 in the book.
Read the part that is marked.
'Childbirth and Labor'
'In case of emergency: If contractions are 5 to 10 minutes apart, you must go to the hospital'.
How many minutes has it been now? - 45 minutes.
The last contraction was at :25.
Then the contractions are 20 minutes apart.
So I still have a little time.
In the meanwhile, study the emergency procedures on page 45 just in case.
And mister, it's a green light.
Huh?
The signal light has changed, GO!
The signal!!
Breathe deeply and rest comfortably.
Like this. I'll be right back!
Are you all right?
Does it hurt a lot?
I'm okay.
It's tolerable.
What does it say in the book?
The book?
Now on the mother's body,
it says the nurses are going to monitor the vitals of the mother and fetus.
Okay.
Thanks.
No, it was nothing?
Oh, I should get going.
I'll get going. I'm going.
Ah, when is your husband... ?
He'll be here.
I should at least greet him before...
or not. What am I saying?
I'm going.
Bye.
Oh, is her guardian leaving?
Ah, yes, because I'm not her guardian.
Oh.
She said her husband is coming soon.
Hmmm? She said her husband was abroad and couldn't come.
Abroad?
Yes, she said she just came in [the country] briefly, too.
She's a Korean emigrant.
But the mother-to-be looks a lot like her, you know that swimmer?
What was her name?
She won a silver medal.
Do Do Hee?
Oh, Do Do Hee. She looks really like her, doesn't she?
Yeah.
It was Do Do Hee.
After we check the vitals were going to the delivery room.
Just continue to lie down and if your stomach continues to hurt too much...
just push this button.
Yes.
Did your husband decide to come?
No.
I told you that he's abroad.
Ah, yes. Then another guardian hasn't come yet either, right?
Nobody will be coming.
I'm alone.
I'm going to have it alone. Can I not do that?
Not at all. I just need to know so I can come in frequently and check on you.
Then will you turn over and lie down?
To the side?
That a way!
Elise?
Elise Do?
Hello? -There's a big problem, what to do?!
Why? -They're cutting our program.
What?
I feel regrettable as well, Mr. Writer.
But as you know the death of suspect 'x'...
It's the climax!
Yes , well the climax wasn't very good.
And the traffic is much lower than I expected.
Manager, you know you can't measure our project that way.
Our fan base is solid-
I'm sorry, the decision has already been made.
Don't do that! Please reconsider! Please?
Please reconsider this once. - Tae Hee I have to go
I'm going to die! - WHAT?
Are you crazy? Why would you go there?
Just in case something happens.
What would happen when she's having a baby?
Just a baby is going to come out, and
if something happens, you? Why do you care?
It's strange, isn't it?
If she got married, it would have been all over the internet and the broadcasts.
It's strange that there wasn't a sound.
And it's strange that her husband is abroad. And it's strange that she's a Korean emigrant.
And it's strange that she wrote a strange name. It's all strange!
Yeah, it's all strange.
But, out of all those things, you're the most strange.
Kang Ho Goo. My friend.
My comrade!
If you disappear in this situation, Chung Jae will cause a ruckus.
And if he finds out that you did "some" with a pregnant woman,
Ho Gyeong will kill you, Kang Ho Goo.
Okay, Tae Hee was right.
No matter what a fool I am.
Even if I'm a fool of fools who did "some" with a pregnant woman.
Yes, I can't do anything more.
I couldn't stand for foolish actions anymore.
No matter how much you do this with me, you know that I can't decide anything myself.
I'm alone.
I'm going to have this alone. Can I not do that?
Whether she has it alone or if two of them have it, it's none of my business.
How long have we worked together, that you so easily..?
It must be fate.
This is fate.
Fate telling me not to get involved with Do Hee any more.
What kind of fate is that?
Why are you doing this to me? You know that I give in easily.
I'm no longer going to give in
or be a swayed anymore.
Why are you doing this, seriously?
Then just smoke one in front of me.
That way my body will be harmed.
Then this inside of me will be harmed and might go away.
I, too, can no longer...
It's Christmas though! Christmas!
Please hear our wishes. Okay?
I haven't made my wish yet! Please!
Please take this away!
I'm scared!
I can no longer endure it.
Tae Hee, I'm sorry. Chung Jae, I love you.
Please go safely!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Don't mind him!
My name is Ho Goo.
Because I'm Kang Ho Goo.
♫ One, two, three. It's beginning now. ♫
Foolish Act 4
Let's Spend Christmas with Family
This is a thermo.
A towel.
These are delivery socks;
they say women tend to get cold after delivery.
Uh, but I don't know what this is?
What are you doing?
Sanitary pads?
Why did you come here?
I mean,
I didn't hear because I was trying to hear.
But you said you were alone.
You said nobody was coming, when you're having a baby.
Why you're hiding your name,
And why you're wearing strange glasses.
If you really did get married.
How you suddenly came to have this baby.
There are really a lot of things I want to ask you. - Why?
Who are you to... ?
I won't ask.
I won't ask. Anything.
I'll just stay by your side. Until the baby comes out.
I don't know if something dangerous will happen.
Isn't it scary? If you're alone?
Why would you?
Why would you do that for me?
There's no reason at all for you to, for me. Huh?
Before the mart closes, hurry up and take these and return them.
Oh, right. And we should settle the taxi fare.
How much was it? Since it was $7.60,
do you have change?
You said we were friends.
You said we were friends. You did.
Then can't I stay by your side?
I could also pay for the taxi fare.
And I could buy you some socks.
I could just stay beside you.
When a friend is having a baby.
The friend has come back!
Yes.
You brought some things. You did a good job.
Ah, but I didn't know what sanitary pads were, so I couldn't buy it.
Oh, they sell those in the hospital store.
Ah, really?
But there isn't a blanket for the guardian. I'll go get you one.
No, it's okay.
But it gets really cold at night. You're going to be staying, aren't you?
Please bring him a blanket.
Could you get two? My friend...
My friend gets cold easily.
Yes.
Then I'll go to the store and buy some sanitary pads.
Oh, hello!
But the mother shouldn't eat any pastries.
She has to fast until the baby is born.
Oh really?
She must be hungry.
Please have this.
Thank you! All of it? -Yes.
I'll just take one.
You two must be really close, even when she's having a baby.
Are you college friends?
No, high school.
But we weren't very close back then.
Why not?
Our worlds were kind of different.
She was really popular.
And I was, uh...
You're really not bad.
Back then, I was a pastry errand boy.
And this one soda.
Why are you getting that?
Young Bae said to also buy something to drink.
Ah, wait just a moment.
Young Bae is dieting these days.
As expected, you're a pro, and you always put me to shame.
I'll be going first.
Hey, our brassier.
What pretty one is she wearing today?
A girl?
Wow, she's really pretty!
She is pretty. She has such a hot body.
Ho Goo.
Come here.
Sit down.
I had a dream last night.
A dream?
I was at a swimming pool.
"Ah, why am I here?" I was about to go smoke.
In the water, someone was coming towards me.
But do you know who that was?
Aren't you curious?
Who was it?
Do Do Hee.
Do Do Hee? -Yeah, Do Do Hee.
So, I was leaving to see her close up. And this is the point [of the story].
Do Do Hee wasn't...
wearing anything.
She only had fins on.
She was so beautiful.
There. Now you just have to draw this into a cartoon.
Draw what?
You drew a picture for me last time and I got a 100 for it
So as soon as I woke up, this thought occurred to me.
"Ah, I should ask Ho Goo to draw this."
"Our Ho Goo will draw it like a real picture."
"If our Ho Goo draws it, I'll be very happy."
You'll do it for me, right?
Stop saying, "Ow."
You're not drawing it?
You'll draw it, right?
Hey, if you don't draw it, then Young Bae will...
He said he'd hit me?
No, he said he'll kill you.
Should I just die?
Me, too.
Young Bae said he'll kill me, too.
If we can't avoid it,
then we have to enjoy it.
Scalpel.
4B.
2B.
Eraser. Eraser.
4B.
As I thought, it would be Young Bae...
Of course, it would be Young Bae.
Hey, remember what you said yesterday...
What is this?
Who is the one who drew this?
I asked which punk drew this?
Was it you?
You drew this intending it to be me, right?
What I mean is, that...
Yeah.
You've got to be kidding me.
What the heck do you take me for?
Hey,
is this all you think my chest is?
I'm asking does my chest look only like an A cup?
You. In the future, if you're going to draw me,
then draw it correctly. But if you're going to draw like this, then forget it!
If I see something like this one more time,
you'll also become like...
I'll make you into an A cup.
Huh?
Do Hee was always arrogant.
She was always strong. And elegant. And impressive.
She never wavered in any situation.
Please step out.
Mother-to-be, your cervix just needs to dilate a little more.
Please calm down and wait a little bit. Breathe.
Nurse, I feel like I'm going to die.
Let's do the surgery, okay? (C-section)
I understand, just a moment.
Where are you going?
I can't do this!
Is she getting the surgery now?
What are you saying? She's already all dilated.
No, you just told her to wait a moment.
Friend, please settle her down.
Do Hee, does it hurt a lot?
Ho Goo. My stomach...
My stomach...
Yeah...
First, let's make your stomach warm.
I don't want it!
How... how does it hurt? Do Hee, how does your stomach hurt?
Does it hurt like a knife is stabbing it?
Then does it hurt like menstrual cramps?
Seriously.
Then, like when you have to go to the bathroom, like when you have to poop?
No! I said it's not! It's not!
Then how does it hurt?
Currently, there are several levels of pain.
You still have three levels to go.
Would you like to continue?
No! No, no!
According to the research from McGill University in Canada,
the man just experienced the pain of getting his finger or toe severed.
Three levels of childbirth is ranked in the top ten.
Now, everyone. Especially the couples.
Childbirth, which comes with such responsibility and pain,
are you going to experience it like an accident, guided by instinct and unprepared?
Like our male subject experienced it?
No. You can't. You can't do that.
I really almost died!
That's right. You can't. It's absolutely out of bounds.
To prevent this situation from occurring, we must use condoms.
You saw what happened and with Christmas right around the corner,
our shocking event is giving out these latest condoms free of charge.
A precious opportunity to share love with confidence.
Now, is there another man who wants to do the experience?
Here! Here!
The response is much better than I expected.
The price you have to pay after the pain is worth it.
It's a good experimental design that utilises human perception.
What a bright student. How did she come up with that kind of idea?
With those brains and that appearance,
she must have stirred some of the male hearts at Young Go Shil.
Because of her, last year four male students quit school.
Really?
I apologize for calling you out so suddenly, Ho Gyeong. -Not at all, Professor.
Here. The project fee.
Thank you.
Then...
Ho Gyeong?
Yes?
Is there a man that you're dating?
Right now... this question... does it mean that to me she's..
I currently don't have one.
I see.
Then, is there a "some?"
There isn't.
Then...
Then what are the students that quit last term?
That...
Min Sae Woo, Lee Jong Won, even Kim Min Soo.
All of them withdrew from school.
I heard that it was because of you, Ho Gyeong.
Although I'm an expert in "some," I cannot with dung flies like those.
If that's the case, are you two-timing?
The word "transfer" is in my vocabulary, but I don't board two trains at the same time.
You have no shame.
What in the world is the reason for suddenly asking that?
I'd like you to be "some" with my son.
Excuse me?
My son is too busy with work.
He obtained everything that he set his mind to,
but the problem is dating.
Before it gets too late, I think we need to focus on his social skills.
So, I was thinking of doing a "some" project.
I'd like to get your help as a pro.
So,
give it a thought.
Yes, that was a very cute story. I'm so envious.
Enviably, there's another couple here going to Namsan.
Yeah, I'm so envious I could die.
You guys go to Namsan and I'm cooped up here on Christmas.
Hello, you have called the the best choice for your success...
Ah, Ho Gyeong? What's up?
Your idiot
attorney's name is...
Huh? Our attorney?
Our idiot attorney? Why are you asking that?
I'll explain it later. What is it? Your idiot lawyer's name?
Byun Kang Chul. -Is your idiot lawyer's name really Byun Kang Chul?
Your lawyer's name is really Byun Kang Chul? -I said that's right.
What?! Your idiot lawyer's name is Byun Kang Chul?!
Yeah, how many times do I have to tell you?
Byun Kang Chul is our idiot lawyer!
Really? His name is really... -I won't give you his cellphone!
I told you I wouldn't connect you with him!
Those idiots! Even on Christmas!
I swear!
That's the problem with Korea, working days and nights, weekdays or holidays, all the time.
Lawyer, is there anything you need?
You can get off work.
That's why a person should live nicely.
Byun Kang Chul. We meet like this again.
Ah, be quiet!
Be quiet! You've been talking about that dream all day!
I said it wasn't. It really was, even if it was a dream it seemed real.
Mom and Dad, what's up?
As you say, what's up? Why are you home on Christmas?
I had to work unexpectedly at school, so my plans got canceled.
But what about your vacation, that you came back home?
I know...
Dad said he had some dream. And he said that dream was bad and that he can't go.
Ho Gyeong, what about Ho Goo? Where did Ho Goo go?
I don't know. He wasn't home.
He's probably with the guys drinking somewhere.
Now, this is the Lamaze method.
When a contraction comes, if you think of the most happy and fun moment,
it says that it produces endorphins and reduces the pain.
Now, let's try this together.
Right now, we're looking at a peaceful ocean.
Splish-splash.
You can hear the sounds of the ocean, and way over there,
the seagulls are "kirooo, kirooo, kirooooo-OW!"
Quickly, call the nurse.
Nurse! Please hurry up and bring her an epidural!
Come back immediately!
You're a bastard with no pride!
Are you really going to stay there?
Hey, Ho Goo, you punk!
Do you even know who the baby's father is?
Which room are you? -I'm going nuts in here!
There. - I want the damn surgery!
I'm over here.
Call the police!
I'm going to go crazy!
[Polar Bear]
Oh?
How did you get in... here?
I pressed the numbers and came in.
What is it? Without any notice?
It's Christmas. You have to at least eat. With family.
Why don't we eat out? There are a lot of good restaurants out front.
Your father doesn't like eating out.
Dad, let's eat one more kimchi pancake.
Okay, kimchi pancake.
That's right. There should always be makkeolli at Christmas.
Darn it!
Is he your new boyfriend?
He's still the same.
Is he a lawyer?
He is a lawyer, but he isn't a new guy.
But he'll probably become my man soon.
Don't bother.
I hate all those guys who are lawyers or doctors.
Are you the one who's going to date him? I am.
That's true. Then what kind of guy would you like?
Someone like our Ho Goo. - No, thanks!
Kang Chul won this last trial, too.
Really?
Yes.
Looks like your value will go up.
Yes.
That must be nice.
Please check your messages.
Professor, I will take part in your "some" project.
I was thinking of introducing a girl to Kang Chul...
Is she pretty?
She's a student of Young Shil, and they're similar in age.
Is she pretty?
She's someone worth meeting.
Is she pretty?
She is pretty.
Then that's good.
If he's to get married next year, he should start meeting now.
I don't think next year will work. I don't have time because of the office.
If you get married by next year...
And I don't have energy to pour into a woman.
I'll give you $1M more if you get married.
I will do my best.
Okay.
$1M added
Ho Goo...
Epidural...
Tell them I want an epidural.
They already gave you two of them.
And also, since the contractions have started, they said it isn't any use even if you get one.
Then do something!
Just tell them to do something!
Then let's do Lamaze breathing again.
What's that?
It didn't say that it would hurt this much!
I bought it for nothing !
Oh, our mother-to-be has such a strong voice.
Guardian, please step out.
An epidural please!
Epidural!
Yeah, Dad.
Here? Here is...
The art studio.
Ho Goo, today be careful of ropes today.
Yeah, ropes. Like elastic ropes.
Don't touch those things thoughtlessly.
I mean... I had a dream...
When your mom gave birth to you two?
Yeah. When she said she was dying and she pulled your hair?
How did you soothe her?
Hey? What soothing? How could one do that?
As I've been living, I realized there are two times when a woman turns into an animal.
When a man cheats on her and when she gives birth.
Gosh, that animal, a wild animal at that, how can she be soothed?
Then what do you do?
It gets back to basic instincts.
I'm going to die like this!
Childbirth and a mother's love: that is the most instinctive behavior.
If that's the case, everyone's instincts are different.
Provoking a mother's love will be different, too.
So how were you able to manage mom's instincts?
I promised to do what your mom hates doing most for her for life.
What's that?
Doing the dishes.
Seriously!
Our dad traided us for the dishes.
Then what could I change Do Hee's pain into?
What are Do Hee's instincts?
What kind of wild animal is Do Hee right now?
I...
I should have apologized.
I did wrong...
She must have been really hurt.
Huh?
Tae Hee. Bye!
Yeah. Bye!
That day I understood that a person can fight without a sound.
Whether the opponent was water or air,
I couldn't tell what it was.
But when she was swimming, Do Hee was definitely fighting something.
Excuse me...
What are you thinking about?
What do you think about when you're swimming?
Ho Goo, I can't do this.
I really can't do this.
I want to have the surgery. Let's have the surgery, ok?
If you have the surgery now, it could be more dangerous.
You're plenty capable of doing this. -You don't know that!
You have no idea how much it hurts.
Every time I have a contraction,
a hot glass
is exploding in my stomach.
And those shards of glass
are ripping up my insides.
So what could I possibly do?
Then don't do anything and just endure it.
Hold it in. Just like you do when you're swimming.
You said that, right? That swimming is not something you do but something you endure.
This, too, is swimming.
Right now, you're in the Asian Games.
No, you're at the Olympics.
If you endure this now...
Next time, instead of this silver medal, you can get gold.
But...
if you can't endure this,
you will never be able to get anything other than this.
Success.
Stop!
Goggles.
Why goggles?
You told me to swim well. How am I supposed to swim without goggles?
Like you said, I'll try to endure it as if I'm swimming.
I'll endure it as much as I can, but
Kang Ho Goo...
By chance...
If I die,
you keep the silver medal.
Why would you die?
If I die? Then I die.
Here.
What do you mean, what am I thinking about?
I mean, what does one have to think about to be able to swim like you?
You have to think about nothing to swim.
It's at least 100 laps once you enter the water.
I have to look at the blue pool bottom seven hours a day.
How could you swim if you thought about anything?
You have to not think anything to swim.
Swimming is not something you do, it's something you endure.
Why? Why do you endure it?
What does it bring you do endure it?
A gold medal.
And if you can't endure it?
I should just die.
Wh...wh...why would you die? There's always silver or bronze medals.
It would be better to die than to get one of those.
Do Hee's world...
In Do Hee's world there were always only two things.
Either it was a gold medal, or it wasn't.
Bear down.
To Do Hee, there was nothing else.
First place, or not first place.
Succeeding, or failing to succeed.
First place, or not first place.
Succeeding or...
Madam... Madam...
Failing.
Guardian, guardian!
What are you doing? Come in quickly!
Guardian, Guardian!
What are you doing? Come in quickly.
But Dad, what did you dream that you didn't go on vacation?
I mean... in my dream, Ho Goo..
Ho Goo was in it. And on this big tree,
he climbed higher than he should.
And he grabbed onto this long rope that was there.
But that snapped off right then.
The rope? -Yeah.
This clear and looonnng elastic type rope.
And then?
And then, as Ho Goo came falling down, from up there, peppers came
falling down or what do you call it?
Peppers were falling? What kind of dream is that?
Could it be...
Is there going to be a problem with his sexuality?
Where do you get off saying such troubling...?
He not once ever used it properly.
No, if it's a rope, it represents life or something like that.
Do you think someone he knows is going to die soon?
Do...
Do Hee...
It's a gold medal.
I can have a gold medal.
What?
What gold medal are you talking about?
It is a gold medal.
Good work. You need to cut the umbillical cord.
The umbilical cord?
You can greet him. Here's your son.
You have all your hands and feet.
It's a relief.
It's really a relief.
What are you doing? Greet him, too.
Yeah...
Hello.
It's Christmas today.
That's true, it's Christmas.
You friend must really be moved.
He must go to church.
Hello, Professor Mok introduced me to you.
I'm Byun Kang Chul.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
As expected from Byun Kang Chul.
Sending his first arranged meeting text at this hour...
That bastard without any tact...
Shouldn't you be spending Christmas with family? I think your new family arrived today...
Kang Ho Goo...
The baby is crying.
Ho Goo.
My name is Ho Goo.
Kang Ho Goo.
Ho Goo.
Preview
Fish-shaped pastry!
Where are you going? - Our baby...
Thank you, Ho Goo.
Do you know why I selected you? You were hired because you're pretty.
A truly beautiful angel baby.
And the bells rang...
But how would you know that?
How about Saturday at 6:00 at Itaewan Hamilton Hotel? -Yay!
Are you in your right mind? - It's my baby.
You should have listened to me. You should have gotten rid of it.
Go. Now it has nothing to do with you anymore.
Of course, it must have nothing to do with me.
No, Kang Ho Goo, this is only your imagination.